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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

16 hours ago · 366,074 notes

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 
starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

16 hours ago · 174,420 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

16 hours ago · 87,275 notes

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

16 hours ago · 336,671 notes

hennyandcoke:

OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

what-mom:

When ugly people have high standards

image

17 hours ago · 964 notes

censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

17 hours ago · 31,950 notes

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

17 hours ago · 132,182 notes