surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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1 day ago · 396,390 notes

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

2 days ago · 334,698 notes

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

3 days ago · 16,767 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

4 days ago · 222,435 notes

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

4 days ago · 414,601 notes

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

4 days ago · 247,864 notes

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thats crazy