can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via stand)

rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

(via beyoncevevo)

asian:

im not even a wallflower i’m more like the blade of grass that hasn’t been watered in 17 years

(via trust)

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

sniffing:

showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via stand)