shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

47 minutes ago · 167,003 notes

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

58 minutes ago · 94,635 notes

distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

1 hour ago · 178,809 notes

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
sluttybastard:

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daysrunaway:

via fuzzydoug

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

4 hours ago · 421,065 notes

lameust:

somnifik:

if you’re lonely, desperate, needy and sad at least be great at it

 

4 hours ago · 25,820 notes

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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4 hours ago · 258,231 notes