babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

15 hours ago · 410,411 notes

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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15 hours ago · 402,341 notes

nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.
zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

21 hours ago · 201,653 notes

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care
tavr0ss: what does puta mean?

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

94,650 notes

deemasworld:

 

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

21 hours ago · 391,405 notes

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

22 hours ago · 480,263 notes